This ain't your grandma’s potluck, folks.
Get ready for a side-splitting blast where the only thing hotter than Ron White’s temper is the crowd’s laughter. It's a comedy meltdown of epic proportions as hilarious comics pile on the “Tater Salad King” himself. We're talking gut-busting wit so fierce, it might just burn your funny bone.

• Get ready for some seriously blunt observations.
• The Tater Salad King’s
whiskey habits are on the table.
• Don't to bring your stomach.

Roastin' The Tater Salad: A Night with Ron White

Last night, I got to see/witness/experience the legendary entertainer Ron White live. Man, let me tell ya, it was a blast/wild ride/absolute hoot. This ain't your typical stand-up gig. It's more like a chat with your well-seasoned uncle at a barbecue.

Ron, well, he just talks straight about anything and everything. Politics, relationships, life in general, you name it. And he does it all with this hilarious wit that'll have you belly up.

He even threw in some stories about his adventures, and trust me, they were outrageous. One thing's for sure, Ron White knows how to tell a story, and he does it with a cigar in hand.

If you ever get the chance to see him/catch his show/go, do it. You won't regret it. It's like a night out with your best buddies. Just be sure to leave your sensibilities at the door/political correctness behind/uptight attitude in the car.

Ron White Roast

Well, let me explain ya somethin' about this whole comedic ordeal. It's a dangerous business, see? You gotta be witty on your toes. These jokers out here think they can just shuffle up and throw some garbage at ya and call it a evening.

But not this grump. I've been performing this for years. I know how to handle these upstarts. They can attempt all the bits they want, but in the end, it all comes down to one thing: the people. And let me tell ya, when I get up there and deliver a few of my gems, those folks know they're seeing something special.

They swoon at my every word. They hang on to my every thought. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

The First-Ever Tequila and Trash Talk: A Celebrity Roast of Ron White

Get ready for a night of side-splitting humor as the hottest celebrities gather to honor the one and only Ron White. This ain't your grandma’s roast, folks. We're talking tequila shots, biting comebacks, and enough witty banter to make even the stoic White crack a chuckles.

Get Set for an evening where rules are pushed, and no one is safe. From his signature outfits to his famous tales, White will be the victim of some of the wittiest minds in entertainment.

• Be prepared for wild tales
• Be Set your taste buds for tequila shots!
• You won’t miss this hilarious event!

Putting the "Ron" in Roasted: White Gets It Good!

White’s been hitting it lately and we're here to celebrate. They've brought the heat, leaving us speechless with every performance.

Truly, White’s got the winning formula. From start to peak, they've climbed to new achievements.

It’s a sight for sore eyes watching White triumph. Cheers to White!

A Ron White Roast: White as Snow, Burned as Hell

You're lookin' at a true masterpiece of comedy, folks. The kind of roast that leaves you laughin' so hard your sides ache and your belly hurts like website a mofo. Ron White, the legendary comedian himself, is gettin' roasted by some of the funniest names in the game. Brace yourselves for a night of brutal honesty, scorching jokes, and enough brown liquor to drown a small town. This ain't your grandma's tea party, folks.

That's gonna be a crazy ride through the depths of White's personality, with no topic off limits. We talkin' about his love life, his addictions, and even the smoke he loves.

• Prepare yourself some of the most gut-bustin', truth-tellin' comedy you've ever seen.
• Don't miss this hilarious event.
• This is gonna be legendary!